辛普森一家经典语录

Bart Simpson: I want a father that's the same at night as he is at day... eh... what's the word for that...

我想有一个在白天和在晚上是一样的爸爸。。。呃。。。那词叫什么。。。

Todd Flanders: Consistency?一致的？

Bart Simpson: Yeah. Thanks loser.嗬，谢谢了，笨蛋！

（Montgomery Burns：Homer的老板；Springfield最富的人；Smithers：Mr. Burns 的助手）

Montgomery Burns: Smithers... I've never believed in suicide, but... it might cheer me up to watch you do it.

史密斯尔斯。。。我从来不相信自杀，不过。。。也许看着你做的话可能会帮我振作起来。

Montgomery Burns: For once the rich, white man is in control.终于，富有的`白人男人掌权了！

Soldier: Sir, You've gone mad with power!先生，您被权利冲昏头脑了！

RuCargill: Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you!

当然我被权利冲昏头脑了！ （双重意思：我在掌权时发怒！）你见过有人没有权利而发怒吗？既无聊又没人会听你的。

[关键字是Mad的两个意思：疯狂和发怒。]