怪物史莱克经典语录

怪物史莱克精彩台词(一)

Shrek: Quick tell a lie!

史莱克：快点撒一个谎!

Pinocchio: What should I say?

皮诺曹：我该说什么?

Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear!”.

驴子：说一些疯狂的事情...像"我正穿着女人的内-裤"。

Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear.

皮诺曹：嗯，好。我正穿着女人的内-裤。

Pinocchio: [silence]

皮诺曹：(沉默)

Shrek: Are you?

史莱克：你正穿着(女人的`内-裤)吗?

Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.

皮诺曹：我非常肯定没有穿着(女人的内-裤)。

Pinocchio: [nose extends] .

皮诺曹：(鼻子变长)

Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.

驴子：这看起来就像你非常肯定穿着在。

Pinocchio: I am not.

皮诺曹：我没有。

Pinocchio: [nose extends]

皮诺曹：(鼻子变长)

Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!

姜饼人：它是一个皮带!

Gingy：Oww! They’re briefs.

姜饼人：噢!它们是短裤!

Pinocchio：Are not.

皮诺曹：不是!

GIngy：Are too!

姜饼人：是的!

Pinocchio：Are not.

皮诺曹：不是.

Gingy：Are too!

姜饼人：是的!

怪物史莱克精彩台词(二)

Hold you know what that thing can do to you?

Yeah,it'll grind your bones for its bread.

yes,well,actually,that would be a giant.

Now,'re much worse.

They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

No! They'll shave your liver

Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!

Actually,it's quite good on !Back,beast!

Back! I Warn ya! Right.

This is the part where you run away.

And stay out!

All one's full.

Take it away!

Move it along on!Get up! Next!

Give me that! Your flying days are over.

That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

Sit down there! Keep quiet!

This cage is too small.

Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.

I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

Oh,shut ! next!

What have you got? This little wooden puppet.

I'm not a puppet.I'm a real shillings for the possessed toy.

Take it away. Father,please! Don't let them do this!

Help me! have you got?

Well,I've got a talking donkey.

,that's good for ten shillings,if you can prove it.

OH, go ahead,little fella.

Well?

OH, oh, he's 's just a little nervous.

He's really quite a ,you boneheaded dolt...

That's it. I've heard ds! No,no, he talks!