趣味英语笑话

笑能够通过运动腹部肌肉增加能量消耗。此外，笑可能会影响控制血糖浓度的神经内分泌系统。以下是趣味英语笑话，欢迎阅读。

　　Do You Know My Work?

One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don’t think of money when they’re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don’t know my work，” said the other. “What is your work?” “I’m a policeman.

“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work?”“No，”said the policeman. “I’m a writer. I’m always telling stories about things that never happened.”

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　　你知道我是干什么的吗?

一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来，趣味英语：笑话三则。 两个人站在外面，看着大火。

“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。 “你是干什么的?”

“我是警察。”

“噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。”警察说。 “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”

　　Who is the laziest

Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?

Jack:I don`t know ,father.

Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?

Jack:Our teacher ,father.

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　　谁是最懒惰的

爸爸：杰克，我今天已经和你的老师谈过了，现在我想问你，谁是你们班上最懒的人?

杰克：我不知道，爸爸

爸爸：你再好好想想，当别的同学都在读书写字的时候，谁楞在那儿仅仅是看着其他人?

杰克：是我们的老师，爸爸

　　What Is a Traitor?

Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”

Father(a veteran politician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”

Father：“A convert，my son.”

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　　什么叫叛徒?

有希望的.青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒?”

父亲(一位老资格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人，中小学英语《趣味英语：笑话三则》。”

有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”

父亲：“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”