英语搞笑短文故事
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篇一:英语搞笑短文故事
Tom is decides to leave home ad joins a music father hears that ad agry,“Singer? My son? It’s disgrace!” he shouts,“What do they think of the neighbors know?”
“I will chage my name,” Tom thinks he will become a singer in the future.
“Chage your name?” Tom’s father shouts agrily,“What if you’re successful? How will the neighbors know you are my son.?”
篇二:英语搞笑短文故事
A philosophical mouse spoke loudly in praise of nature’s goodness for having made the mice such particular objects of her concern ad protection.
“For,” she said,“one half of us is provided by her with wings,so that if all here below were killed by cats,she could easily restore our extinguished race by meas of the bats.”
The good little mouse didn’t know that there were also flying cats ad thus does our pride chiefly rest on ignorace.
篇三:英语搞笑短文故事
An old woma had a cat was very old; she could not run quickly,ad she could not bite,because she was so day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped ad caught the she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth ad ra away,because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woma became very agry because the cat had not killed the bega to hit the cat said,"Do not hit your old servat.I have worked for you for may years,ad I would work for you still,but I am too not be unkind to the old,but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
篇四:英语搞笑短文故事
A dog is very he only sees some empty e is no water in dog goes on looking for comes to a small e is a girl in girl goes out with a pail.“She goes to a well,” the dog thinks ad follows dog is girl comes to a well ad puts down the pail,ad the pail is full of water,there the girl goes back to her house.
“ Water! Great!” the dog says ad runs to the jumps into the well without thought.”
The water is dog is happy ad drinks he ca’t jump out of the waits ad no one comes.“I’m hungry now.I must go out,” he thinks.
At the time a thirsty goat comes to the looks at the water ad the dog.“Is the water good?” the goat asks.“ Of down,” the dog the goat jumps into the well, dog is jumps on the goat’s back ad jumps out of the well.
The dog has a look at the goat ad says,“Goodbye!” Then he leaves.
篇五:英语搞笑短文故事
A MISER sold all that he had ad bought a lump of gold,which he buried in a hole in the ground by the side of a old wall ad went to look at of his workmen observed his frequent visits to the spot ad decided to watch his soon discovered the secret of the hidden treasure,ad digging down,came to the lump of gold,ad stole Miser,on his next visit,found the hole empty ad bega to tear his hair ad to make loud lamentations.A neighbor,seeing him overcome with grief ad learning the cause,said,"Pray do not grieve so; but go ad take a stone,ad place it in the hole,ad facy that the gold is still lying will do you quite the same service; for when the gold was there,you had it not,as you did not make the slightest use of it."
篇六:英语搞笑短文故事
Sam is a little lives in the is very wats to have a friend looks like sees a ink ink fish has eight doesn’t look like Sam goes
Sam meets a wats to say hello to the shark opens his big runs away quickly.
Sam is tired ad wats to have a he sees a round says to him.“Hello! Would you like to be my friend?”
Sam aswers: “Of course! But you are round.I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.”
Sam thinks ad says,“You are ’s be friends.” They become good friends.
篇七:英语搞笑短文故事
There is a naughty boy in a likes telling day he wats to make fun of the he shouts,“Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” The kind farmers are working in the hear the shout,ad hurry to help the when get there,the boy says: “There isn’t a wolf.I’m farers are agry ad go back to their r a while the biy shouts again,“Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” And the farmers come ad are cheated boy laughs ad say,“You tell will not believe you.”
Later a wolf really boy is very scared.“Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” the boy shouts ad shouts.“Help! Help!” But no one wolf eats the naughty boy.
篇八:英语搞笑短文故事
A Ma came into a Wood one day with a axe in his had,ad begged all the Trees to give him a small brach which he watedfor a particular purpose.
The Trees were good-natured ad gavehim one of their did the Ma do but fix it into the axe head,ad soon set to work cutting down tree after the Trees saw how foolish they had been in giving their enemy the meas of destroying themselves.
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